he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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