My liver just broke up with me...
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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