The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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