i think i have herpe
just one?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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