I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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