Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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