you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize