She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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