How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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