I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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