By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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