I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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