She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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