; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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