Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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