I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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