She is in my trunk
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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