I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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