Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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