Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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