I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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