sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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