Who did Billy Mays play for?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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