38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
