So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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