we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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