Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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