I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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