I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
