he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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