Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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