so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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