I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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