GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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