I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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