if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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