This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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