Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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