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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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