She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Randomize
