I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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