Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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