maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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