my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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