I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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