im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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