Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pray to the hookup gods
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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