i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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