just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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