As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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