he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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