No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I think your dad took our porno
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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