I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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