I wish I could punch you in the face.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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