K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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